I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Pooping to opera.
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