Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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