and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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