I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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