so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
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