I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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