like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
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Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
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I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
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