Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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