Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Houston, we have a blender
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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