All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
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