My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
I had to cum in my sink.
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