You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
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Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
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I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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