Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
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I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
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We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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