so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
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Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
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Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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