i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
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she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
As shirtless as possible
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
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Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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