I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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