i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
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Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
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Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
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