I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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