Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
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Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
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I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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