I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
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So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
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I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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