honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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