Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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