We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
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Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
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Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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