She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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