Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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