Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Dignity is for republicans.
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It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
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His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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