Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
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i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
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This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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