at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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