I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
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you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
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Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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