if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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