Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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