I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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