are you still at the devil's house?
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
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Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
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At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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