so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
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I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
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By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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