Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
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i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
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He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
Holy shit dude........stairs
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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