Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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