Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
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Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
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who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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