whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
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I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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