With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
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I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
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there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Holy shit dude........stairs
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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