hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
After last night, I could never be a politician.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY