So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
i will never coherently bang her
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
It's not a walk of shame if you run
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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