i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
50% drunk capacity currently
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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