Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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