Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
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He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
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Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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