so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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