Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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