College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
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You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
I think my nap took me to another dimension
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I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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