I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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