My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
When did angry sex become our thing?
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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