Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
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Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
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Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
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