Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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