It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
handjob tips. give me some.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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