ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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