Do you still have your period?
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
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