I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
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she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
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If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
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