Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
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