Do you still have your period?
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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