I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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