the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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