Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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